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20 September 2007 @ 03:40 pm
 
Write a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).

1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.

Morris dancer seeks driver for transport to and from danceouts, holding of umbrellas, carrying of instruments, rolling of beer barrels and purchase of pies and fine ales after dancing. Must be free at weekends and for Sidmouth week. A liking of the clanking of bells and the strains of the accordian would be helpful.
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spidrakspidrak on September 23rd, 2007 10:57 pm (UTC)
Ahem. I don't think there's anything in there that's unappealing except the driving!

Speaking of which, what is happening about Sidmouth? I've heard vicious rumours about it being cancelled...